Steven Seagal and World Of Warships

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Hello,

there’s a video out of Steven Seagal at Minsk:

I lost it when at 1.28 his ship was on fricking fire!
And they gave him the torpedo dildo… who in marketing thought that would be a good idea? I can’t take this anymore… 😀

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22 comments on “Steven Seagal and World Of Warships

  1. Enigmaticmuffin says:

    are you sure this is the right video rita? this just looks like carrier gameplay.




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  2. Bluestrategist says:

    Definitely just carrier gameplay. Sorry, Rita.




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  3. Red Baron says:

    Another Rita’s cockup…




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  4. and now let us see a good CV captain, who isnt pedo on low tier, but do the same at high tiers!
    cause 6 kills with the houshou is pretty easy, then enemy AA is only the pistol of the captain.




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  5. Tim Hall says:

    Jesus wept he got fat and wtf is he wearing two watches for. Ahh yes, two alarms of course. One for mid morning snack and the other for mid afternoon snack. How stupid of me….




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    • Terry says:

      If you were not aware, Steven Seagal is a great fan of The Lord of the Rings and J R R Tolkein, and since seeing The Fellowship of the Ring he has always made sure he eats like a Hobbit by setting his alarms for ‘First Breakfast’ and ‘Second Breakfast’, meals he must eat before beginiing his work as a police officer where he gets ‘Elevenses’ in the form of doughnuts provided free for him.




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  6. Anonymous says:

    Was this a joke by WG?
    They do realise its not April 1st yea




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  7. Shankmeyster says:

    OMFG he never played the game before but he’s now the heroic “expert”? LMFAO!




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  8. George H. says:

    Holy moly, he got fat. Doubt he could lift a leg to do a spinning head kick these days, lol.




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  9. kingtrygon says:

    Is he dual wielding watches?




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  10. Patata Caliente says:

    Anything advertised by Steven Seagal must be bad by definition. Someone at Wargaming’s marketing division must be suffering from serious brain lag.




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  11. alangallery says:

    This could be his comeback – Holy mother of Christ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




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  12. Hedgehog1963 says:

    World of Grecian 2000 coming to you in the next patch.




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  13. yingyu0502 says:

    whats he doing here? make a coup on warship again?




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  14. Anonymous says:

    But… he’s just a cook!




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  15. Shankmeyster says:

    He’s been fat for a LONG time now. His cop show came out, it seems like 10 years ago now, and didn’t do well because it looked like such a huge pile of BS. I think they must have just seen his old movies at waragming for the first time and think that they are new or something. Does anyone in the current generation even know who he is?




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  16. Warsmith says:

    “Iowas the best ship right?”

    This clearly shows WG has a very low standard for who they hire…




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  17. Tom Johnston says:

    Seagal was always a bit on the “sandwich short of a full picnic” side i’d say, but…i think he found all the sandwiches.

    You know…there’s a reason why Stallone hasn’t invited him to join his aging actions movie stalwarts in the “Expendable” series…now you know why. He’d have been in Sharknado by now but…they won’t bringing a megaladon into the movie to bite him. Maybe one of the new Star Wars movies will bring back Jabba the Hut.

    Lethargic has a new name…Steven Seagal.

    I thought Jean Claude was looking bad..but now…OMG. At least VanDamme got a great fight scene with Stallone.

    Still, watching this did make me think…my wife is right…time to go on a diet.




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  18. Me says:

    World of Warshits can not be saved even by this retired fat dick.




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