38 comments on “World of Tanks – I Am Artillery

  1. gaggwrs says:

    i am artillery and i am a scumbag

  2. SMGJohn says:

    Artillery, killing our fun since day one.

    • Shiva says:

      Did I blindfire on your spg with mine?
      Sorry 😉

      • SMGJohn says:

        Yeah well kid, you have to be pretty good cause I do not even play World of Tanks and you were probably not born when it came out anyway.

    • Shiva says:

      How can you complain about WoT, when you don’t even play it.
      Holy F! I didn’t know that the game is older than Atari 2600.

      • SMGJohn says:

        I do not play it anymore you smart nut

      • Shiva says:

        You don’t?
        Well, seems I started playing that game earlier.
        And had my last game played longer ago too?
        So I am a smartnut kid? 😉 That is old enough to have kids, or even a very young grandfather too.
        No kids or grandkids here, I’m too ugly to even have a gf, it seems.
        And in WoT I have been called everything from:
        “Noob, uninstall game”
        “Hacker, you reported.”
        Regardless of what tank class I have played.

  3. Infernal969 says:

    I missed the funny part apparently.

  4. Anonymous says:

    what kind of a douchebag puts a t92 in tier 5 match… this is some next level of asshole! lol

  5. I like how the tier 10 artillery does nothing but kill tier 4-7 through the entire video. Working as intended and wargaming agrees 😛

  6. t3rri says:

    I think this shall be a Recruiting-Video for a new Wave of Trolls and Douchebags. WG wants also the last one-handed Monkey in their game..

  7. leggasiini says:


    fuck arty and everyone who plays it

  8. NeoFS says:

    Most accruate phrase fot most WoT Players “I’m Artellerie and i’m the Tank you loved to hate”.

  9. atomskytten says:

    Rage building and intesifying – Words cannot express how much I hate arty in WoT..

  10. Mathew says:

    I have to say I don’t share the hate of artillery. Many of the criticisms are subjective and present a bad culture, rather than anything constructive.

    For example
    Do Russian heavies require more skill to play than an arty? Does it really matter?
    Do TD’s that hide up in the back hiding behind a bush require more skill to play than an arty? Again, does it really matter?

    I say this as one that occasionally plays an arty, and as a heavy tank driver that has on occasion had my tank destroyed by an enemy arty in 1 shot before I even fire a shot.

    World of tanks is a team game. To win you require many talents, and those talents working cohesively. Don’t scapegoat. Besides you need some sort of tank that can flush out enemy tanks with superior frontal armour that is in a well fortified position.

    This is ‘world of tanks’, not ‘world of invincible heavy tanks on safari’.


  11. Tbone Steak says:

    … and take your mom. Muahaha. Arty i boring but I like the clip 🙂

  12. Anonymous says:

    I am artillery, and I hit with only 10% of my shots…..
    And IF I hit, I do 300 damage.

    … Then I get rushed by light tanks.

  13. Foobs says:

    I am artillery, and I hit with only 10% of my shots…..
    And IF I hit, I do 300 damage.

    … Then I get rushed by light tanks.

  14. SerB's Rasp of Nerf says:

    They missed off how they drown or selfspalsh when the game is lost, fcker cost me a Pascucci’s last night doing that. Amusing vid tho as that’s how scumbags think of themselves
    Also: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14520429_612986698862735_4113511776742902120_n.jpg?oh=59c6be0869d9b4d9fff70eff32b1ce20&oe=58893B53

  15. Anonymous says:

    Aw, poor babies. Arty Uber Alles.

  16. Dexter5021 says:

    Ahhh, the good old days, when you played arty, oneshot an enemy, and he writes “F*ck you arty” in the chat…

  17. Ian McIntosh says:

    Why dont WG offer a mode without arty ,(maybe with an XP & credit reduction),but then again why dont they offer a performance based matchmaker mode ,If you can order a burger how you like it ,why not a game mode?

  18. Joe20685 says:

    I also bite my ass when I get oneshotted by arty. But that just means in 90% of the case: No cover or no movement of myself. Arty is essential and I’ll never understand the whining, because arty is ment to do devastating strikes even in reality, otherwise it would shoot cotton balls! The games have become to easy in general. The last one I really loved was Alien Isolation. It took me 3 days for the first level with the alien hunting me and several month to get to the end. The first Unreal for which I bought the Voodoo2 graphics card. Unbelievable intense.
    But it seems the everyone complains if you have a difficulty above candy crush level…

  19. flint74 says:

    Seems just a bit unfair to tar ALL arty players with the same brush when there are plenty among them who not only suffer from the most horrendous luck with rng that they can literally go multiple games in a row without hitting anything, even despite being fully aimed at a static target with each shot for example, but they also don’t suicide or run away from a fight and instead actually try and get stuck in, despite often having less HP than most light tanks/td’s.

    But I guess it’s easier to stereotype a whole group of people rather than consider the possibility that maybe some of them actually aren’t mouth-breathing, one-shotting, suiciding, wastes of oxygen and internet bandwidth…

    • arra90 says:

      Well, i do play the occasional arty game and it often ends with me leeroying/sneaking up on/ambushing an enemy tank when it turns out everyone else is dead.

  20. morganakis_gr says:

    do you even see a real spg from close? or see and hear it shot? you can shit your pants if you are close when spg like t92 fires ( in real life its m110a2) so stop complaining about arty in game i love when you eat my ap shell for 2000 dmg and then i am sad that wg remove the team chat cause i love to read you cry !!!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Video title is from “U.S. Army – Creed of the Artillery Soldier”.

  22. Anonymous says:

    I am pretty sure this is supposed to be funny – but many people have little to no sense of humor.

  23. Anon again says:

    I have to play my first game as arty as my old PC takes time to settle down before i can play proper. Gives me a good excuse to take Bert out for a spin.

  24. eidoss843 says:

    Nice spelling in the title.

  25. PtitGibus says:

    Dont forget this incredibly funny fake interview of arty players

  26. Anonymous says:

    too many cry babies in here complaining about arty. no word on OP premium tanks or auto-loading guns that clip you to death in 4 seconds.

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