I don’t know if this is meant to be funny but it so is.
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i am artillery and i am a scumbag
amen
Artillery, killing our fun since day one.
What?
Did I blindfire on your spg with mine?
Sorry 😉
Yeah well kid, you have to be pretty good cause I do not even play World of Tanks and you were probably not born when it came out anyway.
How can you complain about WoT, when you don’t even play it.
Holy F! I didn’t know that the game is older than Atari 2600.
+Shiva
I do not play it anymore you smart nut
You don’t?
Well, seems I started playing that game earlier.
And had my last game played longer ago too?
So I am a smartnut kid? 😉 That is old enough to have kids, or even a very young grandfather too.
No kids or grandkids here, I’m too ugly to even have a gf, it seems.
And in WoT I have been called everything from:
“Noob, uninstall game”
to
“Hacker, you reported.”
Regardless of what tank class I have played.
I missed the funny part apparently.
what kind of a douchebag puts a t92 in tier 5 match… this is some next level of asshole! lol
I like how the tier 10 artillery does nothing but kill tier 4-7 through the entire video. Working as intended and wargaming agrees 😛
Play russian tier 7 arty, and you can even oneshot tier 10 tanks with it.
According to WG this is “balanced”
I think this shall be a Recruiting-Video for a new Wave of Trolls and Douchebags. WG wants also the last one-handed Monkey in their game..
TL;DR:
fuck arty and everyone who plays it
Most accruate phrase fot most WoT Players “I’m Artellerie and i’m the Tank you loved to hate”.
Rage building and intesifying – Words cannot express how much I hate arty in WoT..
I have to say I don’t share the hate of artillery. Many of the criticisms are subjective and present a bad culture, rather than anything constructive.
For example
Do Russian heavies require more skill to play than an arty? Does it really matter?
Do TD’s that hide up in the back hiding behind a bush require more skill to play than an arty? Again, does it really matter?
I say this as one that occasionally plays an arty, and as a heavy tank driver that has on occasion had my tank destroyed by an enemy arty in 1 shot before I even fire a shot.
World of tanks is a team game. To win you require many talents, and those talents working cohesively. Don’t scapegoat. Besides you need some sort of tank that can flush out enemy tanks with superior frontal armour that is in a well fortified position.
This is ‘world of tanks’, not ‘world of invincible heavy tanks on safari’.
Cheers
… and take your mom. Muahaha. Arty i boring but I like the clip 🙂
I am artillery, and I hit with only 10% of my shots…..
And IF I hit, I do 300 damage.
… Then I get rushed by light tanks.
I am artillery, and I hit with only 10% of my shots…..
And IF I hit, I do 300 damage.
… Then I get rushed by light tanks.
They missed off how they drown or selfspalsh when the game is lost, fcker cost me a Pascucci’s last night doing that. Amusing vid tho as that’s how scumbags think of themselves
Also: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14520429_612986698862735_4113511776742902120_n.jpg?oh=59c6be0869d9b4d9fff70eff32b1ce20&oe=58893B53
Sinking equipment or blowing it up was a pretty common tactic to deny the enemy any benefit….
Aw, poor babies. Arty Uber Alles.
Ahhh, the good old days, when you played arty, oneshot an enemy, and he writes “F*ck you arty” in the chat…
Why dont WG offer a mode without arty ,(maybe with an XP & credit reduction),but then again why dont they offer a performance based matchmaker mode ,If you can order a burger how you like it ,why not a game mode?
I also bite my ass when I get oneshotted by arty. But that just means in 90% of the case: No cover or no movement of myself. Arty is essential and I’ll never understand the whining, because arty is ment to do devastating strikes even in reality, otherwise it would shoot cotton balls! The games have become to easy in general. The last one I really loved was Alien Isolation. It took me 3 days for the first level with the alien hunting me and several month to get to the end. The first Unreal for which I bought the Voodoo2 graphics card. Unbelievable intense.
But it seems the everyone complains if you have a difficulty above candy crush level…
Seems just a bit unfair to tar ALL arty players with the same brush when there are plenty among them who not only suffer from the most horrendous luck with rng that they can literally go multiple games in a row without hitting anything, even despite being fully aimed at a static target with each shot for example, but they also don’t suicide or run away from a fight and instead actually try and get stuck in, despite often having less HP than most light tanks/td’s.
But I guess it’s easier to stereotype a whole group of people rather than consider the possibility that maybe some of them actually aren’t mouth-breathing, one-shotting, suiciding, wastes of oxygen and internet bandwidth…
Well, i do play the occasional arty game and it often ends with me leeroying/sneaking up on/ambushing an enemy tank when it turns out everyone else is dead.
do you even see a real spg from close? or see and hear it shot? you can shit your pants if you are close when spg like t92 fires ( in real life its m110a2) so stop complaining about arty in game i love when you eat my ap shell for 2000 dmg and then i am sad that wg remove the team chat cause i love to read you cry !!!
Arty players deserve a beating to death with a shitty stick – because theyre not worthy even a proper murder 🙂
Want my adress?
Sorry Rita, but can’t resist to reply to this 😀
get a man dude, btw i am Available :), stop be scumbag and f. some as… kkkkkk dude no one like arty then thats is reason for you be a gay ?
Video title is from “U.S. Army – Creed of the Artillery Soldier”.
I am pretty sure this is supposed to be funny – but many people have little to no sense of humor.
I have to play my first game as arty as my old PC takes time to settle down before i can play proper. Gives me a good excuse to take Bert out for a spin.
Nice spelling in the title.
Dont forget this incredibly funny fake interview of arty players
too many cry babies in here complaining about arty. no word on OP premium tanks or auto-loading guns that clip you to death in 4 seconds.